tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7871840.post114196823304071221..comments2009-11-10T22:44:58.846-06:00Boxcar Fritzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09171980708945734707noreply@blogger.comBlogger10125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7871840.post-1142402939634458222006-03-15T00:08:00.000-06:002006-03-15T00:08:00.000-06:00I say that we make him write on a blackboard, ala Bart Simpson, the following phrase:<BR/><BR/>"I'll never be Willie Mays....I'll never be Willie Mays....I'll never be Willie Mays....I'll never be Willie Mays....I'll never be Willie Mays....I'll never be Willie Mays....I'll never be Willie Mays....I'll never be Willie Mays....I'll never be Willie Mays...."Fitzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03311758953051716209noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7871840.post-1142390869520647732006-03-14T20:47:00.000-06:002006-03-14T20:47:00.000-06:00Jam a rabid weasel down his throat and let it claw its way out of his digestive system.CalvinPitthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11815632086057048846noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7871840.post-1142286077755785692006-03-13T15:41:00.000-06:002006-03-13T15:41:00.000-06:00I say we give him paper cuts all over his body and then drop him in a pool filled with lemon juice.Shmorghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15233338106839649622noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7871840.post-1142264487702158022006-03-13T09:41:00.000-06:002006-03-13T09:41:00.000-06:00Lord Chimmy--<BR/><BR/>I like your idea, but he should first have to dress up like a doveValatanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03743625118267854216noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7871840.post-1142215779919240542006-03-12T20:09:00.000-06:002006-03-12T20:09:00.000-06:00He should get drilled in the nuts by 73 baseballs each thrown by <I>The Big Unit</I>.Lord Chimmyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02450926543397895430noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7871840.post-1142135749171224622006-03-11T21:55:00.000-06:002006-03-11T21:55:00.000-06:00he should be traded to the Mets. that oughta do it.Itsmetsformehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13247402429233373642noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7871840.post-1142000392059566352006-03-10T08:19:00.000-06:002006-03-10T08:19:00.000-06:00Scientists should figure out how to impregnate him, since he was, afterall, taking infertility drugs. He should then be made to play the season while carrying a child. That would be a sight to behold while running around the bases.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7871840.post-1141975437622178782006-03-10T01:23:00.000-06:002006-03-10T01:23:00.000-06:00dude, fuck him.<BR/>he's not even worth a punishment by the public.<BR/><BR/>Let's just ignore him and let his sorry ass fade away.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7871840.post-1141973571478626112006-03-10T00:52:00.000-06:002006-03-10T00:52:00.000-06:00Or, have to smoke fourty cartoons of cigarettes in a poorly ventilated garage with Jim LeylandAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7871840.post-1141973492522990612006-03-10T00:51:00.000-06:002006-03-10T00:51:00.000-06:00I think he should be fucked in the ass by Frank Thomas (a real man) and his huge pipe.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com