Bear Guzzles 36 Beers, Passes Out

Just a solid, quality article. Thanks cnn.com - we can always trust you for real news. By the way, what in the world is wrong with Busch beer? Is it now a laughingstock of a beer? Why wasn't I informed? Oh wait...i was.

Somebody Needs A Bloody

SEATTLE, Washington (Reuters) -- A black bear was found passed out at a campground in Washington state recently after guzzling down three dozen cans of a local beer, a campground worker said on Wednesday.

"We noticed a bear sleeping on the common lawn and wondered what was going on until we discovered that there were a lot of beer cans lying around," said Lisa Broxson, a worker at the Baker Lake Resort, 80 miles (129 km) northeast of Seattle.

The hard-drinking bear, estimated to be about two years old, broke into campers' coolers and, using his claws and teeth to open the cans, swilled down the suds.

It turns out the bear was a bit of a beer sophisticate. He tried a mass-market Busch beer, but switched to Rainier Beer, a local ale, and stuck with it for his drinking binge.

Well Al, I'm fucking out of here. Take care of yourself you faggot. I'll holla if I can....oh, your blog fucking sucks.
Whats up dawg. Hows it hanging. Take it easy like San Deezy.
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