At Long Last

The most random google search of all time which led somebody to this here corner of the Internets:

saw dennis quaid at the dairy queen

I have no idea where this purveyor of cyberspace was hoping to go, but I hope The FYC helped them out in their chase and that their night ended with them being better informed on the desert habits of our Hollywood stars.

I do, however, sit here perplexed as to why anyone wants to know about seeing the guy from "The Rookie" eating a tiny scoop of ice cream out of a tiny plastic Seattle Mariners cap (which I presume is what he was doing at the DQ) and, in turn, I am in need of a good dandruff shampoo and an italian beef sandi.



The Giants Are So Old...

... That I worte a horribly unfunny pile of jokes about them.

In other news, Al Fritz's free agency has come to a close and he has signed with a team (er... company.)

While it will be nice to have real money again (I've been going counterfit/monopoly for six months now), I will miss playing video games until 3 in the morning, getting drunk whenever I wanted to, and sleeping until either noon or whenever The Lady Friend would bring me lunch.

But those days, much like Jesus Jones' singing career, are things of the past.


[And sorry if that offended you, Jesus Jones, but let's face it, you haven't exactly had a hit in years. Maybe it's time you looked into going back to school. Maybe learn a trade, huh? ITT? DeVry? No?]




Baseball and Weddings

Saturday's game recap.

[At this time I would like to apologize to longtime reader and Canadian JTL who feels that I slighted the Detroit Tigers by not placing their uniform as one of the six best in baseball. I will say this -- The Tigers have the best hat in MLB. It's top notch. However, Kevin Costner being a Tiger in "For Love of the Game" essentially ruined the Detroit uniform for me... perhaps forever. That movie blew.]




Another Reason to be Glad You're a Cards Fan

Right Here.

Have a good weekend, everybody.

Sorry I suck.




Chasing History : Barry Bonds

Enjoy and vote accordingly, friends.




The Cardinals as The Simpsons

This, ladies and gentlemen, is my opus.

I have never had more fun writing an article than I had with this:

By the way, I am completely and totally in love with Jose Albert Pujols. In fact, I think I want to have his baby. And I last I checked, I am not exactly fertile. But that would not ever stop him from impregneting me... the man's on a hotter streak than Kevin Federline.

Good lord.

Hands down the greatest hitter any of us has ever seen.

Appreciate it while you can.


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