5/10/2006

 

The Cardinals as The Simpsons

This, ladies and gentlemen, is my opus.

I have never had more fun writing an article than I had with this:
http://www.insidestl.com/stlsports/index.php?storyid=230

By the way, I am completely and totally in love with Jose Albert Pujols. In fact, I think I want to have his baby. And I last I checked, I am not exactly fertile. But that would not ever stop him from impregneting me... the man's on a hotter streak than Kevin Federline.

Good lord.

Hands down the greatest hitter any of us has ever seen.

Appreciate it while you can.

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# posted by Boxcar Fritz @ 1:31 AM
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That was great, but how Edmonds isn't Smithers, I'll never know.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 8:36 AM
 
Awesome. How about Mark McGwire as Rainer Wolfcastle, Sir Sidney as Comic Book Guy, or Ozzie Smith as...well, Ozzie Smith?

"When poochie leaves the room, everyone should ask, 'Where's poochie?'"
# posted by Blogger Fitz : 10:06 AM
 
Hahaha. I did this last year in my fantasy league, then realized it had been done numerous times before. Sucks. I swear, if you leave out a Phil Hartman character on the next portion, you are dead to me.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 2:35 PM
 
Thank you for resisting the urge to make Juan Encarnacion into the Bumblebee man
# posted by Blogger Valatan : 8:13 PM
 
Juan as Lenny is awesome.

Yeah, went to the game yesterday and sat 3 rows behind the green seats right behind home plate. Effin' ridiculous.

Kind of weird, the umpire clenches his cheeks every time Miles comes to bat.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 9:42 AM
 
thanks for mentioning rex hudler. now you have me all pissed off, al. i hate that guy. i have to watch angels games on mute.
good article. its good to see your simpsons knowledge has finally paid off.
rob
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 1:12 AM
 
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