Sammy Sosa is Down at the Hop

In a startling find, espn.com has brought to my attention that Sammy Sosa will only come to bat if one of two songs is played. If you can name the two, turn your computer off and go back to your closet, you raging homosexual. Everybody else...Hold on to your knickers and check out this website. And yes the following line is a slap to the face of Cardinal fans everywhere.

Player Song Artist
OF Jim Edmonds "Tipsy" J-Kwon


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