1/29/2005
I Just Don't Know Anymore
I was walking back from the 7-11 a few minutes ago, when an old, gold-toothed, greasy black man walked up from behind me...Here's the exchange:
Black guy - "Hey man"
Me - "How you doing?"
"You smoke that bud, man?"
"No, I quit."
"don't get high, huh? Well you got yourself a girlfriend?"
"Yeah, kind of" (note - a blatant lie, but I didn't know where he was going with all this)
"Well...Then...You want a free blow job?"
"No."
"Well...Alright"
And he ran away.
And that was the single most disturbing thing that has ever....evereverevereverever...Happened to me.
I feel like simultaneously vomiting and crying.
Black guy - "Hey man"
Me - "How you doing?"
"You smoke that bud, man?"
"No, I quit."
"don't get high, huh? Well you got yourself a girlfriend?"
"Yeah, kind of" (note - a blatant lie, but I didn't know where he was going with all this)
"Well...Then...You want a free blow job?"
"No."
"Well...Alright"
And he ran away.
And that was the single most disturbing thing that has ever....evereverevereverever...Happened to me.
I feel like simultaneously vomiting and crying.
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The 7-11 in Benton Park (corner of Gravois, Jefferson, and Sidney)
I realize that being in my neighborhood you have to take the bad with the good, but that was a little too much.
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I realize that being in my neighborhood you have to take the bad with the good, but that was a little too much.
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