"Have A Great Summer!"

Awkward-Looking-Teenage-Albert-Pujols would like to welcome to St. Louis the Cardinals newest relief pitcher (and future 8th inning extraordinaire), Braden Looper:

I hope your season with us is better than my Adam Morrison-esque mustache!

Get ready for some curtain calls! These fans are nutzz, dawg!

Have a great summer, man!

BFFL (best friendz for life),

PS. Don't let So Taguchi's calling you 'whitebread' and 'cracker' get to you. He's kind of a jerk. And surprisingly racist."

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