1/05/2006
CARDINALS SIGN ROGER CLEMENS!!!
"Joe Perry, Roger Clemens...Roger Clemens, Joe Perry."Not really, but my buddy Dave just got a text message saying so, so if it actually does happen, remember: You heard (er, read) it here first!
Also, Dave just received his first customized Cardinals jersey of the new year. Which player, you ask? Why Sir Sidney Ponson, of course.
What number? ".08"
Top that, Cardinal Nation.
