Chicago Cubs Announce Official Strategy For 2006

Club relying on starters to stay healthy all season long

Other strategies include scoring more runs than the other team, not having Nomar Garciaparra under contract, and more chicks in pink hats.

Cubs suck.
Cubs suck and swallow, just like the Gold Coast whores in the pink caps.
Even as a Cub fan, this is hilarious. I saw it posted on Deadspin--nice work on getting linked.

Also, the story about the Ponson uni--priceless.
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