A New Post!
Navin R. Johnson: "The new Daily Redbird posts here! The new Daily Redbirds post!"
Harry Hartounian: "Boy, I wish I could get that excited about nothing."
Navin R. Johnson: "Nothing? Are you kidding? Millions of people look at this site everyday! This is the kind of spontaneous publicity - your name on the internet - that makes people. I'm on the internet! Things are going to start happening to me now."
[have a great weekend, america. you random son of a bitch]