9/07/2006

 

Good Domain Names Still Available

I'm not going to say that it's appropriate to jeer a man in public, but I will never forgive myself for not booing Jason Isringhausen when I saw him eating dinner at McGurks last winter. I am honestly starting to believe the hyperbole: He is the worst closer in baseball.

The Cardinals would be better off trotting the rotting bones of Dennis Eckersley out there for the 9th inning from now on, let alone Adam "The Bulge" Wainwright.

That being said, if you are looking to start up a website, may I suggest:

www.IHateJasonIsringhausen.com

www.WorstCloserEver.com

www.StupidFuckingIzzy.com

You guys got any others?

Comments:
www.PunchIzzysFatFace.com
www.IzzyKilledMyFantasyTeam.com
www.HesSuckedFor3Years.com
www.IzzyLoadsTheBases.com
 
www.touchwainwrightsbulge.com

wait, what are we trying to do?
 
www.IzzyDoesTrannyPorn.com
 
WWW.IZZYKILLEDMYPUPPY.COM

WWW.IzzyForMayor(OfSuckville).ORG
 
www.alexhatesizzy.com

Evelio
 
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