Ugly Babynappers

Now, I'm not the type of guy to make light of stealing a baby (actually, you know what... I'm exactly the type of guy to make light of a stealing a baby -- and I'd like to think that over these last two+ years I have proven to you that I'm not above making fun of it, either) but now that they have released the sketch of the babynapper, can we start calling this whole incident "The Case Where The Ugliest Person Alive Finally Snapped And Stole A Damn Baby?" Please?

"Okay officers, she had Peter Gallagher's eyebrows, big brown eyes (one of which is kind of lazy), a spaniard style moustache, Steve Perry's hair, a man chin, and one of the stupidest hats I have ever saw. That is to say, seen. Now go get her!"

Sweet Jesus. I was wondering if I was the only one that spit out my coffee when I checked out the P-D's website the other day.
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