Vote Yes on Amendment Eddie Money
It's November 7th, 2006. Time for you to go stand around a bunch of octogenarians that smell like grandma's couch and pretend that your pointless punching of a button could possibly make a difference in this imposingly large, complicated existence of ours. Well, if that doesn't entice you to go to the polls, how about this:
If you promise to vote, I'll let you watch this Eddie Money video. Or, conversely, if you don't go vote, I will make you watch this Eddie Money video:
Democracy and "Walk On Water": Makin' 'Merica great since 1805.
[Update - Two things I learned while voting this morning:
- Poll workers do not find jokes equating voting Libertarian to "just throwing your vote away" even remotely funny.
- I can still jump and slap a regulation backboard. Poll workers don't like it when you do that, either.
Now get out there and be somebody!]
All in all, a rather shady looking operation.