3/08/2007

 

A Story

Some of you may have noticed that I haven't been writing much as of late. Why? Well, I'll tell you. And to keep with the theme of me not writing much, I will tell you in drawings.

It all started last Friday when I fell in the bathroom, because I'm a big fat idiot.

I landed on my back, and it hurt.

So, I got some painkillers and I popped them.But these painkillers upset my stomach and make me barf.

(I have really good aim.)

I was in a bit of a pickle. Either my back could hurt me and my stomach would feel fine, or my back would be fine and I'd be all Barfy, like the dog in Family Circus.

So, I called up an old freind, the wisest man I know.

And he told me...

So, if you need me, I'll be in bed, drinking white soda and watching Head of the Class.



The End.

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Comments:
well that was goddamn ridic-ah-luz.

get better i guess?
 
At least you're not watching Growing Pains.
 
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I caught a Growing Pains / Full House mash the other night on Nick at Nite. Mikey Seaver stopped by the Tanner's house. My head nearly exploded.
 
Why don't you have any eyebrows?
 
It looks a bit like the toilet is throwing up at you--and you're surprised by it.

Jello is good mixed with plain yogurt.
 
I had to look up the spelling of hemorrhoid and found it here.

Insert anal retentive joke.

Insert. Heh heh.

Damn, I gotta stop drinkin'.
 
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