5/24/2006
The Giants Are So Old...
... That I worte a horribly unfunny pile of jokes about them.
In other news, Al Fritz's free agency has come to a close and he has signed with a team (er... company.)
While it will be nice to have real money again (I've been going counterfit/monopoly for six months now), I will miss playing video games until 3 in the morning, getting drunk whenever I wanted to, and sleeping until either noon or whenever The Lady Friend would bring me lunch.
But those days, much like Jesus Jones' singing career, are things of the past.
Huzzah!
[And sorry if that offended you, Jesus Jones, but let's face it, you haven't exactly had a hit in years. Maybe it's time you looked into going back to school. Maybe learn a trade, huh? ITT? DeVry? No?]
In other news, Al Fritz's free agency has come to a close and he has signed with a team (er... company.)
While it will be nice to have real money again (I've been going counterfit/monopoly for six months now), I will miss playing video games until 3 in the morning, getting drunk whenever I wanted to, and sleeping until either noon or whenever The Lady Friend would bring me lunch.
But those days, much like Jesus Jones' singing career, are things of the past.
Huzzah!
[And sorry if that offended you, Jesus Jones, but let's face it, you haven't exactly had a hit in years. Maybe it's time you looked into going back to school. Maybe learn a trade, huh? ITT? DeVry? No?]
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No offense taken. I know I've had a little bit of a "slump" since Shubert Dip. Times have been tought competing with grunge in the '90s and now emo.
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